PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An